Family Guy Season 5

There's no end to Peter's suffering after undergoing his first prostate exam, and Stewie changes his attitude towards Lois after she saves his cherished teddy bear.

Peter is devastated when he learns that his parents split up, but he eventually warms up to his mom's new boyfriend anchorman Tom Tucker.

After Peter buys a tank with Meg's car money, Meg gets a job at the local superstore but the corporate giant ruins the town's economy, so Brian and Stewie leap into action.

Brian and Stewie join the Army, but when they're shipped to Iraq they try everything to get discharged including shooting each other and pretending they're gay.

When Peter blows off his fingers in a fireworks accident, he convinces Lois to help him at work meanwhile Brian dates a beautiful but dimwitted girl, much to the delight of Stewie.

Lois volunteers to teach a Sex ED Cl-ass at the high school, but is quickly fired for being honest with the kids, meanwhile Stewie plots to trap and kill the Tooth Fairy.

Stewie weds his old flame and finds that marriage isn't all its cracked up to be, and Peter gets hooked on "Chick Flicks" so he decides to make one of his own.

Meg falls in love with Brian after he takes her to the prom, and there's a shortage of police officers in Quahog so Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the force.

Brian sells Stewie's teddy bear at the Griffin's yard sale, prompting a cross country journey to get it back, Peter loses his license so Meg has to drive him around.

Peter travels to Ireland to find his real father and discovers that he's the town drunk, while Stewie tries to get himself in trouble because he likes being spanked.

Stewie has a burning desire to maintain his new tan regardless of the consequences, and Peter discovers the thrill of being the neighborhood bully.

After crash-landing a plane and getting fired, Quagmire overstays his welcome as a houseguest of the Griffins, so it's up to Peter to help his buddy get his job back.

Lois believes that Bill Clinton is a bad influence on Peter but when she confronts the former president they end up doing it, now Peter must have an affair to get even with Lois.

The Griffin family tries to start their own restaurant, but has difficulty attracting customers. When Joe promises to help Peter gets excited about it becoming a hangout for the police, but instead it turns into a popular place for the handicapped.

The Griffin family starts to go to church after Lois gets a job as an organist, but when Stewie gets sick from communion wine the congregation is convinced he is possessed. This Griffins are forced move to Texas.

Chris gets expelled from school so he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather, Carter once attended, but Chris finds in difficult to fit in. (The chicken also comes back to fight peter)

Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, but doesn't win until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office she becomes corrupt with power, while Peter enjoys all the benefits of being married to the mayor.

Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to when he was 18, but only for one night. Peter ditches Lois to go to a movie with an actress. When he returns he realizes that he is married to the former actress, and that Lois is married to Quagmire.