Family Guy Season 3

After becoming addicted to cocaine while working as a drug-sniffing police dog, Brian goes to rehab only to find Peter, faking an addiction, is his roommate.

Brian moves to Los Angeles to write screenplays but only finds work directing pornos, while Stewie's twisted rants on 'Kids Say The Darndest Things' are thwarted by host Bill Cosby.

When Happy-Go-Lucky Toys is bought out by a tobacco conglomerate, Peter is made president and sent to Washington to lobby on behalf of the cigarette peddlers.

Peter and his friends are arrested for allegedly burning down their favorite bar after it's transformed into a British pub; meanwhile Stewie tries to remove the neighbor baby's Cockney accent.

Peter becomes competitive with Chris when he discovers that his son has a bigger penis, as Meg unsuccessfully tries to fit in with the cool crowd at school and is pelted with rancid meat.

After being struck by lightning while playing golf on his wedding anniversary, Peter pleads with death to give him another chance to make it up to Lois, with a little help from Peter Frampton.

Although her newly discovered Tae-Jitsu abilities are handy in dealing with obnoxious New York tourists, Lois fears her own rage and enters the family into anger management therapy, which angers everyone.

Meg leaps at an opportunity to intern at the local news station in order to be closer to her crush, news anchor Tom Tucker, only to discover that Neil, who has a crush on her, will also intern there.

After Peter's boss chokes to death at the Griffin home, the toy factory is sold and Peter is forced to take a job jousting at the local Renaissance Faire.

Peter puts his family's house in jeopardy with a $50,000 loan for a fishing boat. Meanwhile Lois teaches Meg how to behave like a tramp during spring break.

When Lois and Peter decide to have another baby, Stewie hops aboard a microscopic spacecraft and enters Peter's body in an attempt to terminate his sperm.

After Chris identifies an armed robber who's now bent on revenge, the Griffins enter into a witness protection program in a small southern town, where Peter becomes sheriff.

While visiting Peter's in-laws, Brian falls in love with Sea Breeze, the family greyhound, prompting an ugly custody battle when the bitch becomes pregnant.

Discovering he has black ancestry, Peter tries to connect with his alter-ethnicity, while Stewie becomes obsessed with learning the mind control secrets of cheerleaders.

Unable to stop a car wash thief, Joe is humiliated until Peter encourages him to enter the 'Special People's Games' and go for the gold.

Christmastime stress causes temporary insanity for Lois, but Stewie's faith in Santa is renewed when he receives the plutonium he has put on his wish list.

As part of his sentence for drunk driving, Brian must care for a mean old hag. Meanwhile, Peter houses an extremely rare bird in his new beard.

Meg and a young nudist boy hit it off until she brings him home and the Griffins get naked to greet him, as Stewie fails in his quest to become a local acting star.

Peter's jealousy lands him a separation from Lois and a date with Gwyneth Paltrow, whom he thoroughly disgusts, while Brian and Stewie get glued together for an entire week.

Hoping to join a wholesome TV show family he thinks is real, Stewie hot air balloons to England, while Peter is proud to learn that Lois was once a groupie known as 'Loose Lois' to the legendary rock group KISS.

Viewer mail inspires three irreverent tales in which Peter becomes a gelatinous blob, the Griffins develop superhuman abilities and young Peter and Lois live in a warped 'Little Rascals'-type reality.

In this controversial unaired episode, an impressive Jewish friend of Peter's, Mr. Weinstein, prompts Peter to encourage Chris to become Jewish so he'll become successful too.